Beef Bar - Spicy Chocolate

Our expectations were quite high—astronomical, in fact—after reading about the exotic flavor combinations offered for this product. My friends and I were salivating at the thought of an exciting balance of chocolate and beef. After all, many a great historian has said, "Put chocolate on anything, and it will become 10x more better."

However, upon eating one of these bars, our friend Michelle wondered, "How can I un-eat this?"

And after Felipe insisted on eating more—God knows what he was thinking—Michelle yelled at him: "Please don't eat that! I'll give you $10, whatever you paid for it, just don't eat it!"

Then my boy Giovanni gave it a taste, and asked, "Is this supposed to be chocolate? I'm impressed by how bad this is. It just tastes like beef jerky." Cause he's a nice guy, he added, "not bad...all things considered."

While our boy Gio is quite generous in his review of Aufschnitt's product, we find it hard to share in his sentiment after spending our hard earned money on this dreadfully unchocolatey (though very high protein and gains-inducing) bar.

New concept for you to try: beefy chocolate (i.e. try to get chocolate to taste like beef). Get back to us on this, por favor.

Overall, 1.5/5 for this product.

Sorry, not done.
No-mercy-Michelle, still beefing with the beef, is convinced that the other reviews on this page are fake. We are inclined to agree with her.

We wonder what our beef-loving friend Tiburon would think of these bars. He may find room in his heart (which has plenty of room, mind you. more than most, even) to appreciate the utter failure to live up to the chocolate promise that this bar so boldly proclaims. To be sure, we want nothing for you but success—but you may need a lengthy vacation to flavortown to discover how to rebalance this bar and give us the chocolate we all craved. With that, we wish you goodnight and best of luck in your bar endeavors.

P.S. We have gone through great lengths to add this one last comment:
No doubt, this bar will exit as it has entered (interpret as you will).

Beef Bar - Spicy Chocolate

My kids love it. I do too.

Beef Bar - Spicy Chocolate

I didn’t like the Spicy Chocolate bar but really like both the Cranberry and Island Teriyaki bars!